Since Robin and her Lollipop Guild are so hung up on who we really are, we'll make them an offer. Let's play 20 Questions. You ask 20 yes or no questions (no names in the questions, though) and we'll answer them. They still won't be able to figure out who we are.
It is interesting, though, that they have accused us of being everyone from Mr. Clean to the Stay Puff Marshmallow Man. Do these multiple guesses mean they have finally accepted that we are more than one person? Or are they just throwing darts in the dark hoping they'll hit something?
The real problem is that they can't stand a dose of their own medicine. They have insulted and dragged several people through the mud and nobody said anything. All we are doing is playing by their rules. If Robin's good pal can call people "weasels," we can call them stupid. The only difference is we have real proof and they just talk talk talk with nothing to back them up.
Tuesday, July 3, 2012
Geographic traffic
It seems that the Smokeboy has gotten his panties in a bunch over Mocking Robin saying he lives in Accord. On his wispy little blog, he quotes us as using Accord instead of Kerhonkson as his address. He has also purposely misquoted us, so we're going to give you the actual quotes. Just to clear the record.
The first one is almost accurate. He says that we wrote:
"We at Mocking Robin kept warning that schmuck from Accord but he was just too stupid to listen. He just had to keep sticking his ugly face inside the hornet's nest..."
What we actually wrote was:
"We kept warning that schmuck from Accord but he was too stupid to listen. He just had to keep sticking his ugly face inside the hornet's nest."
OK, close enough. And the next one is correct except for the extra dots he added after the word stupid, but we have no problem with that. He must have nervous fingers when typing:
"What's really sad is not that our good friend from Accord is stupid... It's that he is so stupid he thinks he's smart and doesn't realize that he is severely IQ deficient. A true useless idiot."
But the next one was edited together from two separate quotes. He claims we wrote:
"We at Mocking robin wonder what the stupid gnomelike asskissers from Accord think of this kind of dealmaking..."
What we really said was:
"We at Mocking Robin wonder what Robin's two Accord buddies think of this kind of dealmaking."
And
"Robin's pride is making her the laughing stock of Ulster county. Along with her nasty and stupid gnomelike asskissers from Accord."
None of this is really a big deal. We wrote what we wrote and we stand by it. He quoted us saying things about him and we don't deny we wrote them:
Turns out he actually lives in Kerhonkson. We apologize. To those of us in the north of the county, Accord and Kerhonkson are more or less the same place. We at Mocking Robin pride ourselves on accuracy. From now on, he will be the Kerhonkson Kook.
The first one is almost accurate. He says that we wrote:
"We at Mocking Robin kept warning that schmuck from Accord but he was just too stupid to listen. He just had to keep sticking his ugly face inside the hornet's nest..."
What we actually wrote was:
"We kept warning that schmuck from Accord but he was too stupid to listen. He just had to keep sticking his ugly face inside the hornet's nest."
OK, close enough. And the next one is correct except for the extra dots he added after the word stupid, but we have no problem with that. He must have nervous fingers when typing:
"What's really sad is not that our good friend from Accord is stupid... It's that he is so stupid he thinks he's smart and doesn't realize that he is severely IQ deficient. A true useless idiot."
But the next one was edited together from two separate quotes. He claims we wrote:
"We at Mocking robin wonder what the stupid gnomelike asskissers from Accord think of this kind of dealmaking..."
What we really said was:
"We at Mocking Robin wonder what Robin's two Accord buddies think of this kind of dealmaking."
And
"Robin's pride is making her the laughing stock of Ulster county. Along with her nasty and stupid gnomelike asskissers from Accord."
None of this is really a big deal. We wrote what we wrote and we stand by it. He quoted us saying things about him and we don't deny we wrote them:
- A schmuck
- Ugly
- Stupid
- IQ deficient
- A useless idiot
- Gnomelike
- An asskisser
- From Accord
Turns out he actually lives in Kerhonkson. We apologize. To those of us in the north of the county, Accord and Kerhonkson are more or less the same place. We at Mocking Robin pride ourselves on accuracy. From now on, he will be the Kerhonkson Kook.
Monday, July 2, 2012
Liberty Coalition group photo
We heard from some people that Robin's Liberty Coalition may or may not have had a July 4th barbecue this weekend. We are disappointed that we were not invited although we do understand. A few of our little group would eat anything they see. Robin would have run out of food if we came.
We are lucky, though, that someone sent us the group photo of the three leaders of this Liberty Coalition. Can anyone recognize the one who ran for county legislature from Accord and lost big time?
We are lucky, though, that someone sent us the group photo of the three leaders of this Liberty Coalition. Can anyone recognize the one who ran for county legislature from Accord and lost big time?
Just a note
We received a comment this morning alleging that someone had killed someone else. We decided not to allow it to be posted. If you believe someone has committed a crime, contact the police. That is the place to accuse someone of a crime.
If you want to use the words kill or murder, you need to understand that those words actually mean something under the law. Only a sick mind would use those words without proof of a crime.
If you want to use the words kill or murder, you need to understand that those words actually mean something under the law. Only a sick mind would use those words without proof of a crime.
Smokey the Bore
The guy who runs that smokehouse website in Accord is too funny. He has been all over the map accusing anyone and everyone of running Mocking Robin. It is clearly driving him crazy that he can't figure it out.
Well, we aren't about to tell him. This is just too much fun. It's like watching a a dog who can't smell trying to find his treats.
We will give him 3 hints, though.
1. We're more than one person. He and Robin hate that idea because they want everyone to believe they are the ones fighting for the little guy. If there is a group of people out there who can't stand their nasty, hateful crap that makes it hard for them to keep claiming that they are something they aren't.
2. We have people in our group who used to be close to Robin and we have people who used to be close to the Accord Dork. Both these arrogant fools have a history of driving people away who have helped them. Most people thank those who help them out. Robin and the Dysfunctional Duo all tell their friends "It's my way or the highway." The things we have heard these three say to and about people would make your hair curl.
3. We do not have any current or former county legislators or republican or independence party leaders as part of our group. We can narrow it down a little more for you, too. We don't have state assemblymen, state senators, congressmen, US senators, members of the cabinet or Supreme Court judges in our group. One of our members stayed in a Holiday Express in Idaho last week and another was a Cub Scout for several years. Coincidentally, she and Robin were the only female members of the Cub Scouts ever. lmao
That's all you get. Keep guessing, Sherlock.
Oh, and it's kind of funny that Smokey makes a point of telling everyone that he doesn't run the Ulster County Cloakroom blog. Why is it that the only link on Smokey's blogroll which doesn't appear on Ulster County Cloakroom's blogroll is Ulster County Cloakroom itself? Hmm???
We're not going to play guessing games but it seems a little too coincidental. rofl
Well, we aren't about to tell him. This is just too much fun. It's like watching a a dog who can't smell trying to find his treats.
We will give him 3 hints, though.
1. We're more than one person. He and Robin hate that idea because they want everyone to believe they are the ones fighting for the little guy. If there is a group of people out there who can't stand their nasty, hateful crap that makes it hard for them to keep claiming that they are something they aren't.
2. We have people in our group who used to be close to Robin and we have people who used to be close to the Accord Dork. Both these arrogant fools have a history of driving people away who have helped them. Most people thank those who help them out. Robin and the Dysfunctional Duo all tell their friends "It's my way or the highway." The things we have heard these three say to and about people would make your hair curl.
3. We do not have any current or former county legislators or republican or independence party leaders as part of our group. We can narrow it down a little more for you, too. We don't have state assemblymen, state senators, congressmen, US senators, members of the cabinet or Supreme Court judges in our group. One of our members stayed in a Holiday Express in Idaho last week and another was a Cub Scout for several years. Coincidentally, she and Robin were the only female members of the Cub Scouts ever. lmao
That's all you get. Keep guessing, Sherlock.
Oh, and it's kind of funny that Smokey makes a point of telling everyone that he doesn't run the Ulster County Cloakroom blog. Why is it that the only link on Smokey's blogroll which doesn't appear on Ulster County Cloakroom's blogroll is Ulster County Cloakroom itself? Hmm???
We're not going to play guessing games but it seems a little too coincidental. rofl
Sunday, July 1, 2012
Too funny
We must really be getting under Robin's skin. She just launched a direct attack on Mocking Robin. Just not a very intelligent one. We have to assume that she is learning the fine art of taking quotes out of context because she put up a list of quotes from both this blog and her own petty website trying to make it look like she is something other than what she is.
The funniest one is where she lists four political points to make herself look like she cares about principles. Actions speak louder than words though. Even though every once in a while she talks about some political ideas, the only thing she is doing when it comes to action is trying to unseat Terry Bernardo. Look at the ridiculous letter she sent to Roger Rascoe. In her own words, "We intend to spend every penny we raise to elect a new Chair of the Legislature and to get rid of all of Bernardo’s poorly chosen appointees..."
She doesn't care about principles. She says that she will spend every cent she raises (which won't be much) to attack Terry Bernardo. Those are her words. Not ours.
She also calls us at Mocking Robin RINOs. First, she keeps assuming that this blog is written by one person because she can't stand the idea that several people would band together to show the county who she is. Second, it's kind of hypocritical for someone who jumps from party to party and who has abandoned the republican party she once sort of led to call others Republicans In Name Only.
So here's a list of just a few of the ways Robin has shown herself to be a hypocrite.
1. She attacked Richard Cahill for running on a third party ticket against a republican in Kingston last year while she created a third party line and ran three candidates against republicans at the same time.
2. She attacked the Bernardos for not creating enough jobs at their skating rink after being given a tax break. Not that they created no jobs. Just that they did not create enough jobs. At the same time, her closest buddies in Accord erased half a million bucks in debt in bankruptcy and never created a single job. That's not a problem for Robin. But creating some jobs is a problem. Has Robin ever created jobs?
3. She criticized Mario Catalano for his decisions as republican chairman and for not raising enough money but Robin made no real decisions as chairwoman and showed herself to be at least as bad at fundraising if not worse.
4. She criticizes us for being anonymous but has no problem with tons of nasty comments attacking anyone she doesn't like on her website. For the record, we are anonymous because she and her Accord pit crew would rather attack the messenger than answer the real questions being raised. She did that in her last post. Robin never answers any real criticisms. She just cherry picks the things she wants to answer and then she answers those things badly.
5. She gets annoyed at stinging criticism, especially if it is somehow insulting to her. But she is real happy to let her talentless artist buddy throw vicious things at anybody she or he dislike. The things on his website are much much worse than anything we have ever written. We know we're not gentle here but his two sites look like they were written by rats eating each other.
Robin is a hypocrite. That's the way it is. But we're glad she finds us so annoying. It makes it all worthwhile.
The funniest one is where she lists four political points to make herself look like she cares about principles. Actions speak louder than words though. Even though every once in a while she talks about some political ideas, the only thing she is doing when it comes to action is trying to unseat Terry Bernardo. Look at the ridiculous letter she sent to Roger Rascoe. In her own words, "We intend to spend every penny we raise to elect a new Chair of the Legislature and to get rid of all of Bernardo’s poorly chosen appointees..."
She doesn't care about principles. She says that she will spend every cent she raises (which won't be much) to attack Terry Bernardo. Those are her words. Not ours.
She also calls us at Mocking Robin RINOs. First, she keeps assuming that this blog is written by one person because she can't stand the idea that several people would band together to show the county who she is. Second, it's kind of hypocritical for someone who jumps from party to party and who has abandoned the republican party she once sort of led to call others Republicans In Name Only.
So here's a list of just a few of the ways Robin has shown herself to be a hypocrite.
1. She attacked Richard Cahill for running on a third party ticket against a republican in Kingston last year while she created a third party line and ran three candidates against republicans at the same time.
2. She attacked the Bernardos for not creating enough jobs at their skating rink after being given a tax break. Not that they created no jobs. Just that they did not create enough jobs. At the same time, her closest buddies in Accord erased half a million bucks in debt in bankruptcy and never created a single job. That's not a problem for Robin. But creating some jobs is a problem. Has Robin ever created jobs?
3. She criticized Mario Catalano for his decisions as republican chairman and for not raising enough money but Robin made no real decisions as chairwoman and showed herself to be at least as bad at fundraising if not worse.
4. She criticizes us for being anonymous but has no problem with tons of nasty comments attacking anyone she doesn't like on her website. For the record, we are anonymous because she and her Accord pit crew would rather attack the messenger than answer the real questions being raised. She did that in her last post. Robin never answers any real criticisms. She just cherry picks the things she wants to answer and then she answers those things badly.
5. She gets annoyed at stinging criticism, especially if it is somehow insulting to her. But she is real happy to let her talentless artist buddy throw vicious things at anybody she or he dislike. The things on his website are much much worse than anything we have ever written. We know we're not gentle here but his two sites look like they were written by rats eating each other.
Robin is a hypocrite. That's the way it is. But we're glad she finds us so annoying. It makes it all worthwhile.
Holy smoke!
We kept warning that schmuck from Accord but he was too stupid to listen. He just had to keep sticking his ugly face inside the hornet's nest. Now Richard Cahill has struck back. Hard.
Cahill posted a long, long piece on just who this clown is. We're not going to rehash everything Cahill wrote but it's worth reading. We knew the Accord Ass was a jerk. His own website shows us that. But we never knew all the details. Cahill puts it all out there. Holy smoke!
What does Lame Ass have to say in response? He puts up a highly intelligent post claiming the Cahill is a useful idiot. Anyone who has ever met Cahill knows that he is anything but an idiot. He's one of the smartest people you could ever meet.
What's really sad is not that our good friend from Accord is stupid. It's that he is so stupid he thinks he's smart and doesn't realize that he is severely IQ deficient. A true useless idiot.
We at Mocking Robin just have to wonder what that makes Robin Yess for allying with him? Is she just as stupid and doesn't realize the people she's hooked up with are dumb? Or does she know and is using them anyway?
Which is worse?
Cahill posted a long, long piece on just who this clown is. We're not going to rehash everything Cahill wrote but it's worth reading. We knew the Accord Ass was a jerk. His own website shows us that. But we never knew all the details. Cahill puts it all out there. Holy smoke!
What does Lame Ass have to say in response? He puts up a highly intelligent post claiming the Cahill is a useful idiot. Anyone who has ever met Cahill knows that he is anything but an idiot. He's one of the smartest people you could ever meet.
What's really sad is not that our good friend from Accord is stupid. It's that he is so stupid he thinks he's smart and doesn't realize that he is severely IQ deficient. A true useless idiot.
We at Mocking Robin just have to wonder what that makes Robin Yess for allying with him? Is she just as stupid and doesn't realize the people she's hooked up with are dumb? Or does she know and is using them anyway?
Which is worse?
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