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It seems that the Smokeboy has gotten his panties in a bunch over Mocking Robin saying he lives in Accord. On his wispy little blog, he quotes us as using Accord instead of Kerhonkson as his address. He has also purposely misquoted us, so we're going to give you the actual quotes. Just to clear the record.

The first one is almost accurate. He says that we wrote:

"We at Mocking Robin kept warning that schmuck from Accord but he was just too stupid to listen. He just had to keep sticking his ugly face inside the hornet's nest..."

What we actually wrote was:

"We kept warning that schmuck from Accord but he was too stupid to listen. He just had to keep sticking his ugly face inside the hornet's nest."

OK, close enough. And the next one is correct except for the extra dots he added after the word stupid, but we have no problem with that. He must have nervous fingers when typing:

"What's really sad is not that our good friend from Accord is stupid... It's that he is so stupid he thinks he's smart and doesn't realize that he is severely IQ deficient. A true useless idiot."

But  the next one was edited together from two separate quotes. He claims we wrote:

"We at Mocking robin wonder what the stupid gnomelike asskissers from Accord think of this kind of dealmaking..."

What we really said was:

"We at Mocking Robin wonder what Robin's two Accord buddies think of this kind of dealmaking."

And

"Robin's pride is making her the laughing stock of Ulster county. Along with her nasty and stupid gnomelike asskissers from Accord."

None of this is really a big deal. We wrote what we wrote and we stand by it. He quoted us saying things about him and we don't deny we wrote them:

• A schmuck
• Ugly
• Stupid
• IQ deficient
• A useless idiot
• Gnomelike
• An asskisser
• From Accord

We just have one thing to note. Out of this whole list, the only thing he objected to, the only thing he said we were wrong about was him living in Accord. Wow. The last thing we expected was for Smokey to agree with us on so many things!

Turns out he actually lives in Kerhonkson. We apologize. To those of us in the north of the county, Accord and Kerhonkson are more or less the same place. We at Mocking Robin pride ourselves on accuracy. From now on, he will be the Kerhonkson Kook.