Crazed in Accord

We warned him. We warned him and he didn't listen.

Accord's own Deputy Dawg just had to go pick a fight with Richard Cahill and now he's going nuts because he is losing. In a post yesterday on his smoke and mirrors blog, the bearded wonder attacked Cahill in a long rambling tantrum.

Cahill answered in just 5 lines at 9:41 PM last night. Hairy Harry must have been playing Dracula because he was up all night writing his senseless response. This long incomprehensible gothic novel which made no sense was up at 6:01 AM this morning. He even added a picture of Pretty Boy Floyd and some idiotic story of a three year old making up the Pretty Boy nickname he tried to give Cahill.

It looks like he took Cahill's five line response as a "lame gay joke" that he just had to answer. Could this be a case of someone protesting too much? Is the beard there to prove his masculinity when people question it?

We are glad he explained that he didn't speak English before the age of 33. Now we know why his attacks are so hard to understand. Maybe by the time he turns 93 his English will get good enough to read.

Dude, we told you. And we're telling you again. don't mess with Richard Cahill. He's got ten times more brains and balls than you and your ditzy wife and Robin combined. You can't win. Not by the hair of your chinny chin chin.

Give it up. Go back to designing ugly covers for foreign language literary magazines that are read by 10 people max. You can pat yourself on the back for doing something "exclusive."